To marry or not!
A man was walking down the beach. Isolated, nary a soul around. As he waddled down he spotted a bottle with a cork. Carefully, he took off the cork. Poof! Out came a genie. All of green skin and in pink harem pants with a lot of bling. Very metrosexual! Happy at being rescued, the genie granted the man one wish. The man said, “All my life I have had this fascination about visiting the moon. It is difficult for us mortals to get there. Please build a road which goes from the earth to the moon.” The genie looked at him incredulously and indignantly. With consternation writ large on his face he exclaimed; “Do you even know what you asked for?? Do you understand the logistics and the engineering which would be needed? For heaven’s sake! Both rotate and revolve at the same time!! Ask for something else!!” The man contemplated. Light dawned. “I have been married for 20 years. I have never understood women. Please enlighten me!...